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Miss Claus "Old Maid" ๐Ÿ˜œ

by Sanela K. Dec. 27, 2020


12:25 PM - morning coffee for me at my parent's house! ๐Ÿ™Š

Yes, you read corectly! MORNING COFFEE AT 12:25 PM!!!! Such a lazy Miss Claus!

Well, after I had to "slide" through so many chimneys and to delivered so many presents for Christmas, I thought I deserved a rest. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Here it is a totally crazy house! Total lockdown! On Christmas Eve, on the top of the roofs, people left disinfection sanitizer and masks on their chimney for me ๐Ÿ˜ท

Well, imagine how bad my hand skin looks because of so much disinfection and how tricky it was to slide through a chimney WITH A MASK!!!!!

People are afraid even to get gifts!!!!!

Well, if I didn't get any virus by now, I think there is no way to escape it this Christmas! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Or at least, I caught the virus of laziness! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

So, I have decided to do NOTHING for 2 days! I have been in bed watching a tv series ๐Ÿ˜‚

My back is really painful! I am wondering if it is because of chimneys or because of the uncomfortable couch I have been lying on๐Ÿ˜œ

Probably because of the chimneys!

I visited my godparents for Christmas too. (I entered their home through the door). ๐Ÿ˜

I wanted to wear my Christmas costume, but it was raining like crazy so I didn't want to risk it!

But I wore my over the knee thigh high black boots! ๐Ÿ˜Ž How could I not show them??????

Well, my godparents weren't thrilled with the boots, to be honest! But like I said to my mother when I was leaving: "you know that I don't care what other people think". ๐Ÿ˜‚

Instead of kindly greeting my boots, they greeted me with a question of when am I gonna get married! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

That's probably the question why I needed escape balkan lands and run away to Austria 2 years ago.

Every Christmas the same old story: oh, Sanela, you are getting older and still no husband and kids??????? ๐Ÿ‘ช

I think, if it would be possible, they would leave me a husband under the Christmas tree ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Because they have lost all hope that I am gonna find love by myself!

This year they were more "polite". They asked the question ONLY ONCE in one day! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

But, wait a bit, before the New Year, because I am gonna visit them to make a cake and sleep over. Let's get the party started!!! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

I am wondering which guy they are gonna prepare for me this year to make me meet him and try to convince me how nice a guy he is, also single, and wants to start a family bla bla bla ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

Did anyone ask me what I want??????? ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

Of course not! What am I supposed to want in my life more then to get married and reproduce my genes?? ๐Ÿ˜†

Such a silly girl I am! 26 (27 in 6 months) and STILL NO HUSBAND AND CHILDREN!! (they don't accept the idea of me calling my new boots "children"). ๐Ÿ™„

Once, 3 years ago, they told me that God wanted me to get married ๐Ÿ™ˆ

I was wondering when did they talked to Him. Because I talk to Him every day, and He never told me anything similar ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ

How can someone want to be Miss Claus instead of having kids? ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

Instead of having kids, I am still making photos in my Christmas costume.

That gives me an idea! Next time I am gonna say, "I am trying to seduce the son of Santa and to move to North Pole"! ๐Ÿ˜†

Because I have always dreamed of living in the middle of a snow storm in -150 temperatures.๐Ÿ˜œ

Well, no worries, our families are supposed to love us even if we don't really achieve everything they wanted for us. They love us even though they are always mumbling about our unfulfilled lives. BUT THEY LOVE US! ๐Ÿ˜…

It just reminded me of one Christmas story from 2 years ago, or better to say the worse Christmas ever for me! Anyhow, I am sure you are gonna find something to laugh at in that story, but it's a long story, so I have decided to keep it for a separate blog post for you guys!

I have to run now to wrap all my gifts for the New Year! I already hear chimneys calling me again ๐Ÿ˜ž

My assistants are doing NOTHING.! But I am a strong, hardworking girl (you can laugh now ๐Ÿ˜‚), and I am gonna deliver those New Years gifts on time! I am just not going to be delivering midnight kisses! Unless a woman kissing her boots counts!

Because, yeah, I still have no husband ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

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