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Too Good To Be True ๐Ÿ˜…

by Sanela K. Feb. 21, 2021

"Sounds too good to be true."

Whoever said this was darn right! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

I already told you before about an offer to become a makeup artist, right?

(If you have zero idea what I am talking about - GO BACK AND READ MY EARLIER BLOG POST๐Ÿ˜†).

Well, back then it sounded really too good to be true, AND it was. Not true at all. ๐Ÿ˜†

Or at least not what they told me it's gonna be about.

I was suspicious of course and I asked them the last time, at least 3 times, if there will be something I will have to pay for, and they said no.

Well, today ! had a zoom meeting with them after I cancelled to come to visit them 200km away. (What a waste of time and money would it have been if I really went there!).

The guy had no freaking idea we already had a one phone call where I asked them all possible questions. ๐Ÿ˜†

He expected me to ask him what I wanna know. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

I already did!!! 2 weeks ago!

Well, he said I am now supposed to BUY their products, with a discount of course, to do makeup for people. After I finish their "education".

Yeah, education my butt๐Ÿ‘. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

He was talking about "webinars". Like, I am supposed to "learn" all skills online. Like you can learn how to do professional makeup online, without any practice in a real life setting and on real people. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Such a hilarious guy with a gray beard. Oh, they are my favorite frauds! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Anyhow, I was patient and heard everything he had to tell me.

I said okay, we will keep in touch, while planning on a cancelling strategy for this whole makeup thing in my head.

And the strategy is: I am gonna write him later that he can only dream about selling me his proposal. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

Well, I guess I am never going to be a makeup artist, but who cares, I am your artist here, making you laugh (and maybe also cry ๐Ÿค”) and I have no problem to be lame publicly. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Anyhow, I didn't take the failed makeup adventure with negativity. It was more like: oh the guy is hilarious if he believes I am gonna buy products to be his salesperson. ๐Ÿ˜†

The universe and human stupidity have no boudaries. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Just like my inspiration for this blogging. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Yesterday was the day 8 of my planking challenge and the Leviticus Fashions team wanted to see me increasing my plank time to 90 seconds. ๐Ÿ™„

I was like: noooo waaaaaaaay! ๐Ÿ˜†

Then I said, "okay, I am gonna plank as long as I can." So, just like the Leviticus Fashions team said: "we knew you could do it, you just didn't want to do it." ๐Ÿ˜†

Oh, they already know me so well. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

So, I did my plank for 90 seconds.

I was biting my sweater and making hilarious faces but I DID IT. ๐Ÿ’ช

After I finished, I treated myself with a beer. ๐Ÿบ

What a "lady" I am! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

And what a combination! Well, I am that kind of person who is a perfect mix of totally illogical traits and talents. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

Oh, and I also danced in front of my mirror again. ๐Ÿ’ƒ

It probably has nothing to do with that beer I drank. ๐Ÿ˜…

Anyhow, I am now a little dancing star. โญ!

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