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Too Good To Be True ๐Ÿ˜…

by Sanela K. Feb. 21, 2021


"Sounds too good to be true."


Whoever said this was darn right! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ


I already told you before about an offer to become a makeup artist, right?

(If you have zero idea what I am talking about - GO BACK AND READ MY EARLIER BLOG POST๐Ÿ˜†).


Well, back then it sounded really too good to be true, AND it was. Not true at all. ๐Ÿ˜†


Or at least not what they told me it's gonna be about.


I was suspicious of course and I asked them the last time, at least 3 times, if there will be something I will have to pay for, and they said no.


Well, today ! had a zoom meeting with them after I cancelled to come to visit them 200km away. (What a waste of time and money would it have been if I really went there!).


The guy had no freaking idea we already had a one phone call where I asked them all possible questions. ๐Ÿ˜†

He expected me to ask him what I wanna know. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†


I already did!!! 2 weeks ago!


Well, he said I am now supposed to BUY their products, with a discount of course, to do makeup for people. After I finish their "education".

Yeah, education my butt๐Ÿ‘. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


He was talking about "webinars". Like, I am supposed to "learn" all skills online. Like you can learn how to do professional makeup online, without any practice in a real life setting and on real people. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Such a hilarious guy with a gray beard. Oh, they are my favorite frauds! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Anyhow, I was patient and heard everything he had to tell me.

I said okay, we will keep in touch, while planning on a cancelling strategy for this whole makeup thing in my head.


And the strategy is: I am gonna write him later that he can only dream about selling me his proposal. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†


Well, I guess I am never going to be a makeup artist, but who cares, I am your artist here, making you laugh (and maybe also cry ๐Ÿค”) and I have no problem to be lame publicly. ๐Ÿ˜‚


Anyhow, I didn't take the failed makeup adventure with negativity. It was more like: oh the guy is hilarious if he believes I am gonna buy products to be his salesperson. ๐Ÿ˜†


The universe and human stupidity have no boudaries. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Just like my inspiration for this blogging. ๐Ÿ˜‚


Yesterday was the day 8 of my planking challenge and the Leviticus Fashions team wanted to see me increasing my plank time to 90 seconds. ๐Ÿ™„


I was like: noooo waaaaaaaay! ๐Ÿ˜†


Then I said, "okay, I am gonna plank as long as I can." So, just like the Leviticus Fashions team said: "we knew you could do it, you just didn't want to do it." ๐Ÿ˜†

Oh, they already know me so well. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†


So, I did my plank for 90 seconds.

I was biting my sweater and making hilarious faces but I DID IT. ๐Ÿ’ช


After I finished, I treated myself with a beer. ๐Ÿบ


What a "lady" I am! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†


And what a combination! Well, I am that kind of person who is a perfect mix of totally illogical traits and talents. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…


Oh, and I also danced in front of my mirror again. ๐Ÿ’ƒ


It probably has nothing to do with that beer I drank. ๐Ÿ˜…




Anyhow, I am now a little dancing star. โญ!


#thighboots #imaginarymakeupartist #boots #dancingqueenisback


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To view videos of my Adventures in Thigh Boots on Leviticus Fashions YouTube channel go to : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN8FNLtdob_AKkErNok5_eg



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