Where Is Our Home? 🤔

by Sanela K. Jan 23, 2021

Lately, a lot of places feel like home! Except my own apartment! 😂😂😂

I honestly have no idea how my boots and I are gonna survive February living there in that ice box with no hot water 🙈

Maybe we should go live on a street, the temperature is almost the same 😂😂😂 .... and the rent will be cheaper!

Oh, my crazy neighbors (read: the lowest level of "people") cooked on the grill yesterday.... INSIDE OF THEIR APARTMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is there anything more I have to say??????????????????????

Yesterday I went to visit one more apartment which is HUUUUUGE!!!! And almost for the same money. Now I am totally confused. Where to live???????????????

Well, better to have more choices then not enough.

Or as I like to say "backup plans"!

Tomorrow I am meeting the landlord from that nice apartment of last week. You remember? The one with the affordable furniture. Yep! You have been paying attention!! Let's see how it's gonna work out. On the phone he sounds a bit confused too 😂😂😂 That means we are a good match. I can forget who I am....and he can forget to charge me my rent!! Lol!

When he asks me for my salary, I am gonna show him my boots and say: "dude, I wear 2 monthly rents on my legs, are you kidding me?" 😂😂😂😂😂 And plus, I have 2 more pairs of 2 monthly rents at home. I want to show you my kiddos, but I don't have that many legs" - or perhaps this sounds too confusing???? 😆😆😆

The great thing about my Leviticus Fashions boots is that I really look totally upper-class 😆

..........even if I would be wearing nothing but a potato sack paired with my boots.

Money flies 😎😎😎😎😎 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

Little rich girl 😆

I am using money instead of toilet paper to wipe my precious cheeks😎

Who would dare to ask me to prove my income then? 😅 HA!

These past 2 days I am totally tired (is it even surprising???) So I have been wearing my boots only while sitting in a chair to stare at them and admire them 😍

They didn't complain, they like a lot of attention 😂

I am not visiting ANY apartments anymore!!!! I have no more energy for that! It's gonna be one of those final two choices and I am done! My boots also agree!

Oh, I also have decided to color my hair in dark red mixed with a bit lighter red. And to cut my hair a bit. But that's gonna happen after this covid lockdown. Well, Austrian government totally has decided to lock us down for the rest of our lives.

Numbers of infected people are only growing, virus has mutated....... WHO CAN PROVE THAT???? WHERE ARE THOSE INFECTED PEOPLE???? HOW THE FREAKIN' VIRUS MUTATED??????????????????????????? ARE YOU ALL CRAZY!!!!??????????????? I am even dreaming that I have Corona!!!!

This is something I call the war of the modern era!

Like, we live in a democracy, but we are not allowed to do anything because it's all "packed" under protection from the virus. I think so many people are gonna be depressed. Well, not me, I have my boots to comfort me, but not everybody is that lucky.

Soon we are gonna "celebrate" the first birthday of Covid 19. Remember last year when we all thought that lockdown is gonna be only 3 weeks?????????? Let's laugh together now!!

Oh, I hate this year already. Almost as much as I hate my current landords. 🙄